Dear Tina Fey,
I’m sorry I doubted you. I wasn’t wowed by the 30 Rock pilot and you can’t judge a series by the pilot alone. I should’ve remembered all those laughs we shared through Weekend Update. You were the only reason I kept coming back to SNL. But you’re the epitome of witty, smart humor. You made the disturbingly creepy PeeWee Herman seem hilarious. I won’t stray again. Do you think you could guest write an episode of The Office? It could be a like a Thursday night shuffle, with Steve Carrell on Earl and John Krasinski on Scrubs.
Dear Lorne Michaels,
Alec Baldwin, Justin Timberlake, Drew Barrymore. Please schedule these three every year regardless if they have projects to promote or not. Also, please only hire hosts who can memorize enough of the sketch so not to be obviously reading off the cue cards.