It’s the return of American Idol. It’s my goal not to get sucked in until the final 12 and only then it will be by sheer peer pressure. I don’t enjoy weeks of singers being made fun of with the occasional good one. But for the final twelve, I would love to see someone make and sell this idea:
The Paula Eight Ball.
With encouraging responses like “You’re already a star”, “You know I’m a huge fan”, “You look beautiful” and “Shut up Simon.”, the producers at FOX will be prepared for that fateful day she falls off the chair for the rest of the show.